I’m going to start an online pork product fulfillment service and call it Hamazon.com.
Hey auto correct, quit tampering with my curse words, you mother forklift.
What the hell? Lil Wayne doing Inception? I can’t roll with that. If you ever let me see that again, I’ll rip out my eyeballs and throw them on the floor.
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My dad, after stumbling across the music video for 6 Foot 7 Foot by Lil Wayne
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A drunk jackass called god, and a box of pencils called destiny.
It’s a podcast all about cats. It’s called… Podcats.
Here’s a nice panorama for you cretins.
